If they would just turn over running the world to us retired people – we could get all problems solved in five working days or less.
Why today I have already solved three major problems –and if the government would implement my solutions it could get back on track to get our financial mess straightened out.
First – what to do with all these war criminals we are releasing at Gitmo – well that is getting to be a big problem.
Big enough that our attorney general, Erik the Dodger, is over in Berlin begging European natioins to take in some of the a-rabs so we don’t have to put them up in hotels.
This problem is easy to solve.
Navy Seals,
In the recent Pirate Fiasco the Seals showed their merit as snipers.
So, put about 10 – 12 teams of Seals around the exits of Guantanamo and let them pick off the terrorists as they emerge.
This will minimize cost thereby helping our financial crisis – and it will decrease global warming thereby helping green up the planet.
Next I have one solution that WILL solve three problems –AlQaeda and Bin Laden in Afghanistan, nuclear arms in Iran and the swine flu here.
Round up all our pigs and bovine and swine and deport half to Afghanistan and half to Iran.
Bin Laden and the terrorists will flee Afghanistan
Iranians will abandon their nuclear projects to flee to a swine-free zone
And with no more swine here – no more swine flu.
Next problem?
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
IF TORTUREIS IMMORAL BAN THE BOMBER
Today we are celebrating the 100th day of the reign of his imperial highness, BHO, aka The Bomber.
Why, then, does it seem like we have been plagued by this jackal for the past 100 years?
Even the inept Jimmy Carter was unable to achieve the level of incompetence The Bomber and his hand picked team of aides has achieved in just over three months.
Latest escapades of The Bomber and his merry henchmen was the great New York City flyover yesterday – henceforth to be known as FOOL (Fueling Our Own Lusts).
Seems as though the White House KNEW that this would likely cause chaos and fear in New York.
CBS-TV 2 HD in New York has obtained FAA documents showing that the Feds threatened the New York Police Dept., the mayor’s office. The FBI and the Secret Service if the secret of this flyover was leaked.
The Bomber is also pouring gasoline on the fires that are burning from the Swine Flu Epidemic.
Reports from Mexico are saying 150 plus are dead from the flu.
The World Health Organization, which monitors such things, say there had only been SEVEN CONFIRMED FLU DEATHS before the baby in Houston died today.
In fact, the WHO says there are less than 150 CONFIRMED cases of swine flu in all of Mexico.
Yet we have The Bomber and his aids out adding to the panic and threatening to close off borders and all sorts of things.
Add to these the fact that the failing economy The Bomber inherited from Bush is now such a shambles it may never be fixed and it looks like we only have one thing to really celebrate today.
Arlan Spectacle is now a Democrat and will never again be able to disgrace the Republican Party.
Obamanation – when you really and truly have had enough.
Why, then, does it seem like we have been plagued by this jackal for the past 100 years?
Even the inept Jimmy Carter was unable to achieve the level of incompetence The Bomber and his hand picked team of aides has achieved in just over three months.
Latest escapades of The Bomber and his merry henchmen was the great New York City flyover yesterday – henceforth to be known as FOOL (Fueling Our Own Lusts).
Seems as though the White House KNEW that this would likely cause chaos and fear in New York.
CBS-TV 2 HD in New York has obtained FAA documents showing that the Feds threatened the New York Police Dept., the mayor’s office. The FBI and the Secret Service if the secret of this flyover was leaked.
The Bomber is also pouring gasoline on the fires that are burning from the Swine Flu Epidemic.
Reports from Mexico are saying 150 plus are dead from the flu.
The World Health Organization, which monitors such things, say there had only been SEVEN CONFIRMED FLU DEATHS before the baby in Houston died today.
In fact, the WHO says there are less than 150 CONFIRMED cases of swine flu in all of Mexico.
Yet we have The Bomber and his aids out adding to the panic and threatening to close off borders and all sorts of things.
Add to these the fact that the failing economy The Bomber inherited from Bush is now such a shambles it may never be fixed and it looks like we only have one thing to really celebrate today.
Arlan Spectacle is now a Democrat and will never again be able to disgrace the Republican Party.
Obamanation – when you really and truly have had enough.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
MEET THE ANTICHRIST
The Bomber has done something no other President has ever done.
He has trampled the "clause of separation between church and state and broken through the veil.
This Christ-like picture of the Bomber is a 30 x 54 acrylic on canvas painting of The
Bomber by Michael D'Antuono .
It will be put on public display April 29 at Union Square Park in New York City -- marking the 100th day The Bomber has been in office.
If The Bomber is not the antiChrist, he definitely is a forerunner.
FORGOTTEN BY OBAMA - SAVED BY A REPUBLICAN
Henrietta Hughes -- unemployed, homeless, living in a small car with her son -- she was the Darling of the Democrats during a recent Obama visit to Florida.
And just as quickly she was forgotten when the novelty wore off.
A Republican -- Rep Rick Thompson -- gave her a home to live in free.
But that house is about to sell so she may soon be homeless again.
Surely Senator Diane Feinstein's hubby -- who got all those taxpayer dollars in a lucrative and shady real estate deal -- can come up with her a mortgage on a small house.
If not maybe Vice President Biden can persuade his buddies at Countrywide Mortgage to brokerage her a new home.
The Obamanation needs to step forward and act.
Soon.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
BANK OF AMERICA -- SLIMIER THAN EVER
When officials at Bank of America warn of even greater losses because of their greed and incompetence -- customers beware.
They gonna getcha again.
Historically when you made a debit card purchase the merchant would turn in a claim for some amount up to the full purchase price just to see if the money was there.
Then the claim would be withdrawn and not appear again until it was actually presented for payment.
No more -- when the claim first goes in it stays and the funds are immediately deducted from your available funds.
Case in point -- I a monthly fee set up for automatic payment on the 23rd of each month in the amount of $10.77.
The company will first submit it around the 21st to see if the account is still active then withdraw it until the actual due date when it is paid.
When they did this month BOA immediately deducted the funds from my account and the debit was paid in overdraft, and I was charged an additional $35.00 bank fee.
This morning, the 23rd, the debit is still sitting there in online banking marked as pending and unpaid.
When you pay a bill through BOA online banking, it is not charged to your account until the actual day of payment --not the day you schedule it.
Opposite standards -- same bank.
But what else can you expect from a night crawler bank that is about to choke to death on its own greed....
And a ton of bad loans from Countrywide.
They gonna getcha again.
Historically when you made a debit card purchase the merchant would turn in a claim for some amount up to the full purchase price just to see if the money was there.
Then the claim would be withdrawn and not appear again until it was actually presented for payment.
No more -- when the claim first goes in it stays and the funds are immediately deducted from your available funds.
Case in point -- I a monthly fee set up for automatic payment on the 23rd of each month in the amount of $10.77.
The company will first submit it around the 21st to see if the account is still active then withdraw it until the actual due date when it is paid.
When they did this month BOA immediately deducted the funds from my account and the debit was paid in overdraft, and I was charged an additional $35.00 bank fee.
This morning, the 23rd, the debit is still sitting there in online banking marked as pending and unpaid.
When you pay a bill through BOA online banking, it is not charged to your account until the actual day of payment --not the day you schedule it.
Opposite standards -- same bank.
But what else can you expect from a night crawler bank that is about to choke to death on its own greed....
And a ton of bad loans from Countrywide.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST
Remember the term -- during the Clinton administratioins -- FRIENDS OF BILL?
Friends and associates of Bill and Hillary Clinton composed the FOB list.
And over the years as these friends fell in disagreement with one of the Clintons they started dying off like flies.
Suicides, murders, strange deaths.
And all in numbers above what was considered to be "the norm".
It now appears that once again the Democratic party may be turning to this strange pathway.
Wednesday morning police were called to the home of David Kellermann who was dead.
Kellermann, 41, was the acting head of Fanny Mae,
Oops
Here we go again
Friends and associates of Bill and Hillary Clinton composed the FOB list.
And over the years as these friends fell in disagreement with one of the Clintons they started dying off like flies.
Suicides, murders, strange deaths.
And all in numbers above what was considered to be "the norm".
It now appears that once again the Democratic party may be turning to this strange pathway.
Wednesday morning police were called to the home of David Kellermann who was dead.
Kellermann, 41, was the acting head of Fanny Mae,
Oops
Here we go again
Monday, April 20, 2009
Homosexuals in California are bordering on hate crime with their bashing of Carrie Prejean, a contestant in the Miss California contest.
When asked if she supported same sex marriage she replied:
“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
Perez Hilton, an openly homosexual celebrity responded by calling Ms Prejean a bitch.
“It’s ugly,” added Scott Ihrig, who attended the event with his partner. ”I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the values of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”
(NOTE: I KEEP HEARING IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL A HOMOSEXUAL MERELY BY LOOKING AT HIM)
Keith Lewis, who is director of the contest, also joined in on the bashing and thrashing of the young lady.
If Ms Prejean's comments are ugly then so are those of two others who shared the public stage.
During his campaign for the presidency Barack Obama was asked the same question and responded
“I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.”
And singer Elton John -- British and homosexual -- is on record as saying
“If gay people want to get married, or get together, they should have a civil partnership… The word ‘marriage,’ I think, puts a lot of people off. You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.”
Not only is this smelling of hate crime -- it smells of special rights for homosexuals
When asked if she supported same sex marriage she replied:
“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
Perez Hilton, an openly homosexual celebrity responded by calling Ms Prejean a bitch.
“It’s ugly,” added Scott Ihrig, who attended the event with his partner. ”I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the values of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”
(NOTE: I KEEP HEARING IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL A HOMOSEXUAL MERELY BY LOOKING AT HIM)
Keith Lewis, who is director of the contest, also joined in on the bashing and thrashing of the young lady.
If Ms Prejean's comments are ugly then so are those of two others who shared the public stage.
During his campaign for the presidency Barack Obama was asked the same question and responded
“I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.”
And singer Elton John -- British and homosexual -- is on record as saying
“If gay people want to get married, or get together, they should have a civil partnership… The word ‘marriage,’ I think, puts a lot of people off. You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.”
Not only is this smelling of hate crime -- it smells of special rights for homosexuals
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
GAY BARNEY AND THE SUPREME COURT
Uh-oh
Barney Franks, the homosexual Congressman from Massachusetts, has abandoned all pretense of tolerenence and branded Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia with the "H Word"
Homophobe.
It is bound to be just me but…….
Everytime I see Gay Barney on television I envision him with Senator Chris Dodd's penis in his mouth.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
I LOVE NEW THINGS
New things fascinate me.
In the past I have had to log on here and then post a blog.
Microsoft Word says they can do it for me – so lets give it a try.
If this actually appears in print I will have discovered a whole new way to blog.
Monday, January 19, 2009
PRAY FOR BARAK OBAMA
Tomorrow Barak Obama becomes my president.
He is not the man I supported for the job -- or even voted for.
But at noon Tuesday, January 20, he will officially become President Obama.
On becoming President, he will fulfill God's immediate plans for the United States.
It is our duty as Christians to pray for him.
He is not the man I supported for the job -- or even voted for.
But at noon Tuesday, January 20, he will officially become President Obama.
On becoming President, he will fulfill God's immediate plans for the United States.
It is our duty as Christians to pray for him.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
HOT STOVE LEAGUE HEATING UP
All burners on baseball's Hot Stove League reached a rolling boil today.
Rumors are flying but so far nothing has been finalized.
The Yankees claim they are backing off trying to trade for Minnesota lefthander Julio Santana, which would pretty well put him in a Red Sox uniform -- except --the Los Angeles Angels are now entering the picture.
The Milwaukee Brewers have just about closed the door on efforts to work out a deal with St. Louis for third baseman Scott Roland, and have now set their sites on the Rangers Hank Blalock.
In turn the Rangers are talking to the Chicago Cubs about starting pitcher Mark Prior.
And Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is turning up his efforts to purchase the Cubs.
Ad Drudge would say...developing
Rumors are flying but so far nothing has been finalized.
The Yankees claim they are backing off trying to trade for Minnesota lefthander Julio Santana, which would pretty well put him in a Red Sox uniform -- except --the Los Angeles Angels are now entering the picture.
The Milwaukee Brewers have just about closed the door on efforts to work out a deal with St. Louis for third baseman Scott Roland, and have now set their sites on the Rangers Hank Blalock.
In turn the Rangers are talking to the Chicago Cubs about starting pitcher Mark Prior.
And Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is turning up his efforts to purchase the Cubs.
Ad Drudge would say...developing
Monday, December 03, 2007
IMUS IS BACK ON THE AIRWAVES
Don Imus is back on the radio with his Imus In The Morning broadcasts.
He had two Presidential hopefuls on his show this morning -- Republican John McCain and Democrat Chris Dodd.
BASEBALL MEETINGS OPEN TODAY
Baseball's winter meetings open today at Opry Land in Nashville.
Hopefully the Rangers will be inactive on the trade front.
If indeed the Rangers are going to give their youngsters a trial, play them.
Do not pick up some tired veteran who will not take them any place this coming season and take at bats away from some of the top prospects.
Monday, January 01, 2007
SADDAM EXECUTION VIDEO TOO GRAPHIC?
This is Saddam Hussein just after he dropped through the trap door in room in Iraqi security facilities where he once ordered prisoners tortured, raped and murdered.
I just watched the video that was shot with a cell phone of Saddam being brought to the gallows. the noose dropped around his neck and his body falling through the trap door as it opened.
The picture here is Saddam just after his body dropped -- his head tilted back at a 45 degree angle so there is no doubt that he died instantly.
The news media in this country fully admits the video is available on the Internet but none of them that I found will give you an actual address for it -- you have to hunt for it.
But if you know how to use YouTube you can find hundreds of copies of the video available for your viewing pleasure.
After watching the video one question keeps coming to mind.
Why is this considered to be too violent to be broadcast over television?
On any given night you can see far more violent and graphic pictures of death on CSI Miami -- or any of the CSI programs for that matter.
Your thoughts on this?
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
SWING TIME FOR SADDAM
Anytime today -- and anytime during the next 29 days, guards could shuffle Saddam Hussein out of his jail cell, carry him to the gallows and hang him. The highest court of appeals in Iraq has ruled that the execution of the Butcher of Baghdad must be carried out within the next 30 days.
And hundreds of citizens in Iraq are applying for the job of actually hanging him.
Plans to execute Saddam in the local soccer stadium, before thousands of cheering spectators, have pretty much been done away with. However the court ruled that pictures and videos of the event will be permitted.
The audience will be a select few with only a hand full of dignitaries knowing the exact time and location of the hanging.
Greatly increased acts of violence are expected.
It is going to be interesting to see how the next month plays out and if Saddam will actually be strung up on the gallows.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
HILLLARY DANCES TO THE RIGHT
Hillary Clinton is pulling out all stops to win the presidential election of 2008 -- even to the point of hiring a consultant to help her corral votes from the "religious right".
Clinton’s new hire is Burns Strider, an evangelical Christian who directs religious outreach for House Democrats and is the lead staffer for the Democrats’ Faith Working Group, headed by incoming Majority Whip James Clyburn of South Carolina.
Hillary's publicity writers issued the following statement:
"Observers of Clinton’s expressions of faith say religion has always been important to her, that she attended prayer group meetings while first lady, and that she joined a Senate prayer group shortly after winning election in 2000,”
"Reporters anticipating Clinton’s ’08 presidential run wrongly discount her expressions of faith as cynical political maneuvering," the writers add.
Sunday, December 24, 2006
NIGHTMARE ON THE VEGAS STRIP
Just when you thought he was gone for good and you could sleep safely, M.J. rears his ugly head again.
Michael Jackson, the self proclaimed king of pop, who twice has beaten child molestation charges, has landed in Las Vegas.
It was a Howard Hughes type homecoming, cloaked in secrecy at a private terminal.
None the less it was Jackson, along with his three children, who deplaned and headed for The Strip.
The Buzz is he will be the headliner at an as yet undisclosed casino on the Las Vegas Strip -- and there is even talk that he will start laying groundwork for another world tour -- hopefully excluding Dallas from his plans.
Opening odds are 3-1 that within six months he will be in hot water again with some little boy's parents.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
HERE COME DA RANGERS
Meet Brandon McCarthy, the newest Texas Ranger.
At the moment he has been written in as the No. 3 starter in the Texas Rangers rotation for 2007.
Shortly after the first of the year, when Barry Zito is signed, he will be dropped to No. 4.
And that spells playoffs for the Rangers in 2007.
McCarthy is a 6-7 right hander who throws at lights out speed.
And the Rangers got him from the Chicago White Sox today in exchange for John Danks and Nick Massett.
Danks was considered to be the Rangers top pitching prospect in the minor leagues.
McCarthy could have been starting for just about any team in baseball other than the White Sox who probably had the best five man rotation in baseball.
So last year McCarthy was relegated to the bullpen rather than being sent back to the minors.
Personally I think young Jon Daniels has just pulled off another big one
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