BUSH UNVEILS BORDER SECURITY PLAN

Looks like a winner to me.

At least more of a winner than sending the National Guard, shackled by rules of engagement, to "participate" in guarding our border.

Really now -- how long do you think it will be before some dope crazed group of Mexican druggies wanders across the border, armed, and takes a shot at our boys.

If one of our boys snaps and puts a bullet between that Mexican's eyes -- mark my words -- all you-know-what will break loose on the Texas/Mexico border.

Forty years ago I would have bet no president would ever make me sicker to my stomach than Lyndon Baines Johnson did.

I was wrong -- Bush has topped him.

Under the present mindset of this government -- in fact the entire population -- our military is not the answer to anything.

And it is not because of the personnel's ability, training or arms.

We simply -- as a government and a nation -- do not have the "will" to win a war.

In fact, Harry Truman is the last American President to send our troops into combat with the purpose of winning a war.

And somehow between the end of WWII and Korea -- Truman lost that will. 

WE ARE IN A MESS

With a 29 percent approval rating George Bush is rapidly approaching the distinction of being one of the worst presidents in American history.

Forget the fact that Congress has an even worse approval rating at 18 percent, this is about President Bush who is rapidly turning his back on everything that got him elected.

To reiterate:

Back in 2004 President Bush assurred us that no federal government snooping was going on without first obtaining warrants in federal courts.

Since then this has proven to be a lie.

Then President Bush told us that only international phone calls involving suspected Al Qaeda terrorists were being monitored -- and these only after court orders had been legally obtained.

Another lie.

So President Bush then admits that some Americans were being targeted in this electronic monitoring -- but once again -- this was only happening after legal warrants were obtained in court.

Big lie!

Sidestepping once again the President told us that no government agency was targeting American citizens "domestic telephone calls."

Then comes to light that all the big telephone and internet providers has voluntarily turned over all their call lists to the National Security Agency. This means that the federal government has a list of domestic telephone calls of virtually every citizen. And not a warrant has been obtained to accomplish this.

A bunch of lies have been told about this (do I hear the ghost of Richard Nixon chuckling in the background?)

Now President Bush tells us we need 6,000 national guard troops -- who will have absolutely no authority to stop, detain or arrest anyone coming across the border illegally.

And the President wants to reward the illegal immigrants who have been breaking our laws for the longest period of time with amnesty.

Regardless the spin the Bush camp tries to put on it -- forgiveness is nothing but amnesty.

No wonder we have so many Mexican immigrants streaming across our borders illegally every day.

They know that in George Bush they have a President who is looking out for their best interests -- above all else. 

GLOBAL WARMING - A DEMOCRATIC BUGABOO

Listen to the leading Democrats -- algore, Chappaquidick Ted, Hilarious Hillary, ad nauseum.

Global warming is doing us in - ice bergs are melting, polar bears are moulting, the green house effect is boring more holes in the ozone every day.

But what they fail to tell us is that global warming is intelligent -- capable of picking and choosing when it raises its ugly head.

Case in point -- the average temperature in Dallas during 2006.

This past January we had an average temperature of 55.0 degrees at Dallas-Fort Worth International Air Port.

Clearly, this is global warming.

But wait -- back in 1923 (83 years ago) the average temperature in Dallas was 55.5 -- a half degree warmer than this year.

We have to take into consideration that Dallasites of 1923 did not know about global warming.
Likewise they were totally ignorant of a cancer named algore. How blessed can you get?

Wonder what these Dallasites of 1923 blamed the unseasonably warm January on?

February 2006 saw Dallas' average temperature drop to 49.4 (how can your temperature drop during a period of global warming?)

Wait again -- go back 30 years to 1975 and the average temperature was 58.4 -- nine degrees hotter than it was this February.

And if you go back to to 1930 -- well those folks sweltered under an average February temperature of 57.6 degrees.

In 1993 the February temperature in Dallas was an average 56.8 but this was probably brought on by Attorney General Janet Reno's slaughter of the Branch Davidian children in Waco on Feb. 28 of that year. All that napalm really messed up the temperature.

The tale of the tape -- err temperature -- is the same for March and April.

March 2006 it was an average of 62.1 Back in 1907 it was 66.8.

April 2006 -- 72.0. April 1925 - 72.4.

There's the evidence -- I leave it up to you to draw your own conclusions.

Global warming....

An intelligent entity that picks and chooses when and where it will strike...

Or just another political ploy by the Democratic Party to try and scare voters back into its camp -- to support and hopefully elect the same old tired and worn out triumphant of algore, Hillary and Kennedy? 

BUSH AND THE POLLSTERS

Mass media is making a big todo over the latest polls on George Bush's popularity as president.

And well it should.

The latest Harris Poll results are in --and only 29 percent of the country is satisfied with the way Bush is handling the presidency.

This is the lowest rating of his White House career.

Not noted is part 2 of this same Harris Poll -- Congress' approval rating.

Of the Harris respondents, only 18 percent

Get that

18 per cent

Only 18 percent approve of the way Congress is handling business.

The last time I checked her highness, Hillary Clinton, was a member of Congress.

As was John McCain.

Can you imagine the depths of incompetence either one of them would take the presidency to?

HEED THE WORDS OF THE PROPHET

Heed the words of the Prophet of Islaam -- Zacarias Moussaoui:

"America -- you lost!"

"You lost -- I won!"

These chilling words came after a federal jury in New York turned away from an opportunity to execute Moussaoui, an instrumental part of the team that killed over 3,000 Americans.

More than anything this trial clearly shows why prisoners of war should be tried by military tribunals rather than our federal courts.

Moussaoui is a soldier of Al Qaeda, the best known terrorist organization in all of Islaam.

Yet he was tried as a criminal -- much like a tax evader or kidnapper who takes his victim across a state line -- rather than a hostile military enemy.

Moussaoui understands Americans today and his assessment of the outcome of his trial is completely accurate.

He won -- America lost.

Jurors individually listed criteria that led them to believe Moussaoui's life should be spared.

1. An unstable early childhood which led to a dysfunctional family life."

2. He had a hostile relationship with his mother.

3. His father had a violent temper which led him to physically and emotionally abuse his family.

Sound familiar?

Sound like the political correctness of today's liberal society?

To them these three items are more important than the fact this monster was instrumental in the slaughter of more than 3,000 American citizens.

I agree with his bottom line assessment -- we lost, he won.

And although he will be sentenced to life in prison without any possibility of parole...

Don't bet against some liberal federal judge in the near future will find a way to release this animal back into society.

A BIG FAT BLOB

Once upon a time -- when he first burst on the scene -- Rush Limbaugh was a spokesman for the average Republican.

My how times have changed.

Now Rush is the spokesman for the RICH Republican.

To be completely fair Rush has not turned pure turncoat but he has turned into a big fat blob.

Case in point -- the current oil crisis.

Rush Limbaugh is so far out of touch with mainstream America that he will most likely never get back.

Earlier this week he poked fun at network news stories of some Texans having to resort to pawning their valuables just to buy gas to get to work.

And he has actually said he believes Exxon-Mobil deserves all the profits they are making --and that the CEO deserves his retirement package.

Now he is making fun at the plan of Congress to give American citizens $100 rebates to help out with high fuel costs.

"They think they can buy us for $100," he said today -- then laughed.

Tell you what -- I'll take that $100 in a New York minute and never look back.

Rush Limbaugh has never drawn a paycheck on Friday, sat down and paid his bills and woke up Saturday morning to discover he has $8.81 in the bank to live on till the next payday.

Or if he ever has been in those circumstances he has forgotten about it.

Hillary Clinton used to daily express her hatred for Limbaugh.

Today you never hear her mention his name.

Why?

Because Hillary realizes that barring a complete reversal in the course we are on - the next presidential election will result in the biggest Democratic landslide in history.

And Rush Limbaugh is doing everything he can every time he opens his mouth to turn more voters to the Democrats.

If George Bush cares anything about the political future of America he will have the CIA gut Rush before it is too late.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND TODAY'S NEWS

President Bush today noted that consumers are expressing concern about the high price of gasoline and has ordered federal investigations into wrong doing and price fixing.

Last Sunday morning on the way to Church, we went through an intersection that had a Mobil station directly across from an Exxon station -- both owned by the same company.

The price of the Exxon gas was 10 cents a gallon higher than Mobil -- how much more proof of price manipulation do you need?

This is sort of like the old lament by the feds that it is hard to prove age discrimination in employment.

How about simply walking into a company, tell them to show you their old people and when they can't produce any -- wella -- there is age discriminatioin.

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The federal government says it is powerless to do anything about gasoline prices.

Today it was announced that profits by milk producers were uneven so milk in the grocery store would be going up.

The reason is the feds are applying pressure to the larger companies to share their profits with the smaller companies and equalize everyone's profits.

The feds can force Borden to turn over profits to a smaller dairy but cannot tell Mobil-Exxon to drop its prices.

Right.

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Dallas police last night killed a Mexican with a taser gun (that is a stun gun to us uneducated).

His familiy admits he was high on drugs. He was out in public wearing only his BVD's. He was on someone else's front porch. He was brandishing a knife.

Dallas police bilingually ordered him to drop the weapon and he bilingually refused.

They used a taser to stop him and when he later died -- well you guessed it

It is the Dallas police department's fault.

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President Bush is the only person responsible for anything -- and he is responsible for everything.

Last night in National Hockey League playoffs, the Dallas Stars were creamed for the second straight game on their home ice.

Their goalie - who has a contract of some $40 million -- was scorched for five goals for the second time in a row.

The first words out of the Stars' coach's mouth?

"We can't blame the goalie."

Hmmm -- maybe Karl Rove caused this too.

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The gospel according to Jerry Jones

The Dallas Cowboys have kicked all the homeowners off their property (whether they wanted to be or not) and work has finally begun on the new palace for the NFL team in Arlington.

With the economy falling to pieces the taxpayers in Arlington are going to be responsible for half the construction bill for this altar to Jones' ego.

Jerry's analysis this morning?

It is good for the community.

He didn't say which community -- and it is good for Dallas taxpayers that Arlington taxpayers are going to have to foot the bill.

AMNESTY?

All those high school students that demonstrated this week.

You know, the ones who think it is awful that we declare undocumented people as illegal aliens and think we shoud grant them a blanket pardon and keep them in our country.


Pictured above is Jose Carrillo. a 30 year old illegal alien in Fort Worth who has just been delivered from federal officials to the local police.

He is charged with a total of three rapes in Fort Worth and Arlington and has been tied to all of them through a positive DNA match.

It would only be fitting if these three rape victims wrote President Bush and leaders in the U.S. Senate, asking them to apologize for keeping this guy here in the first place.

Carrillo is married so his wife most likely was forced to cut off relations with him.

In a situation like that what's a poor fella to do?

And they have no money.

So guess which tax payers will get to foot the bill for this birth?

This is what President Bush and leaders in Washington and Austin tell us we should pardon and grant citizenship to.

Are we going to sit back and take it?

Or will we protest with an even louder voice until someone does something about this immigration fiasco?

Only time will tell. 

WE GOT YOUR MESSAGE

For at least two days this week Latino students at area high schools jammed downtown Dallas in the City Hall area demonstrating -- what they were demonstrating against, most of them were not sure.

One thing is sure -- I did get their message.


Above seems more appropriate for a Cinco de Mayo party than a political demonstration.


The first day of their walkout from public schools the students jammed the Dallas City Hall -- bringing government to a virtual standstill.


Now here is a key point, above. The one student who has an American flag is being ridiculed by the others -- all who are waving Mexican flags.
And this immigration demonstration has to do with activities in the United States -- not Mexico.


These young men are clearly concerned about the plight of undocumented illegal immigrants from Mexico -- clearly shown by turning a decorative water fountain into a swimming hole.

As I said -- I got the message. In fact two messages.

1. God help us if this bunch ever gets to be in charge of anything.

2. All the money we are spending on public education -- we may as well flush it down the toilet in hopes we stop up the sewer system and create some new jobs for plummers. 

WELCOME TERRELL OWENS

Oh the hue and cry of the Dallas Cowboy fans...

Don't bring Terrell Owens to town to besmirch the hallowed uniform of the Dallas Cowboys.

And I was one of them -- at first.

I mean this guy is a work of art -- he tries to "out" a queer quarterback, stomps on the hallowed Star at Texas Stadium and has done countless other mean and nasty things.

But at the same time, Terrell Owens probably is the best receiver in the National Football League.

Now lets go back a few years -- to the days of Tom Landry.

The Cowboys need help at wide receiver and Tex Schramm brings in one of the best -- Lance Rentzel.

Lance looked like Joe College and had a realy cute wife named Joey Heatherton, an actress. And he never had stomped on the star.

But --

In Sept., 1966, he was arrested for disorderly concuct. Then on Nov. 19, 1970, he dropped his pants, showed his "thang" to a 10 year old girl and got arrested for indecent exposure. Three years later he was busted for drug possession.

No narcotics in TO's background -- not even a hint. And evidently he has been able to keep his pants on -- at least when little girls were around.

Rentzel wasn't the only one with a troubled past in Cowboy history.

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson -- drug and alcohol abuse.

Quincy Carter -- drug problems.

Michael Irvin -- drugs and accused of rape.

Harvey Banks Martin -- drug problems.

Leon Lett -- drug and alcohol problems.

Nate Newton -- interstate transportation of illegal drugs.

Bob Hayes -- sent to prison for drug trafficking.

Mark Tuinei -- died of a heroin overdose.

And these are just the ones I can document off the top of my head.

Makes TO seem like a likely candidate for the Middle Age Dallas Women's Tea Association.

And a viable addition to the football team.

TEXAS TO KILL KINCY WEDNESDAY

This is Charlotte Kincy, but unless the Lord intervenes she will not die Wednesday night.

Her cousin, and boyfriend, Kevin Kincy is schedfuled to die shortly after 6 p.m. Wednesday for the murder and robbery of Jerome Harville, a Houston area refinery worker in March, 1993.

Kevin literally blew Harville's head off while his girlfriend/cousin Charlotte stabbed him numerous times.

Kevin got the death penalty while Charlotte, in a deal with prosecuteors, got 40 years in prison for pleading guilty to aggravated assault.

Charlotte is now in the Gatesville Unit serving her time and being an excellent example of our tax dollars at work in the field of criminal justice.

She has one of the featured ads in the website of PrisonPenPals.net

www.prisonpenpals.net/737469.html

Her ad states, in part

Meet Charlotte

Sexy, peanut butter complexion, single, attractive, affectionate lady. I am 5'8", 185 lbs., 42 DD breast and my body is beautifully shaped. I am lovable, luscious, understanding, down-to-earth, kinky, open-minded, faithful, and dependable. My appetite is open to delacies; new things.

I enjoy pleasing my man 100%, serving him breakfast in bed; complete body massages. I like cooking, exercising, whirlpools, swimming, writing, variety of music, horseback riding, traveling, art/dog/horse exhibits, watching comedy/adventure/x-rated movies.

"Drug and Disease free"

I am an only child, plus family orientated. I enjoy for my man and myself to spoil each other.

I enjoy the finer things in life and wearing sild, satin, lace, velvet, spicy, casual outfits.

I enjoy seafood, beef, bar-b-que beef ribs, soul food, fresh fruits/vegetables, high fiber diet, plus drinking milk, orange juice; ice water.

I managed my own business prior to my arrest. I have worked for Texas Instruments, Digicon computers, an attorney.

I am seeking a long term relations with an understanding, loving NON judgemental man. A man willing to give me a 2nd chance possibly marriage, willing to relocate.

All races and ages preferably, 40 and up are welcomed. You are also welcomed to visit me here.

Charlotte Kincy # 737469
Terrace (Gatesville Unit)
1401 State School Road
Gatesville, TX 76599 USA

And people really wonder why so many Texans are in favor of the death penalty.

BUSH'S BUDGET

Headline in today's Dallas Mourning News says that 700 local senior citizens -- and 59,000 others nationwide -- have been cut from a federal commodities program which provided them with a 25 pound box of food essentials each month.

The reason?

It was too costly.

Headline in today's Washington Post to the effect that President Bush is increasing "humanitarian" foreign aid -- and one paragraph particularly caught my eye...

Budget figures show that Bush will propose $9.5 billion for bilateral humanitarian and development assistance, about $2.1 billion more than the current level. That would make aid one of the few areas of nondefense spending to get an increase under a budget that administration officials have described as the most restrained in years.

The main reason for the increase is doubling funds given to the Millennium Challenge Corp., a new agency set up under presidential initiative to direct funds to "poor countries with sound policies."

This from a president who campaigned on the theme of government being too bigand in need of trimming -- another new government agency.

Bush's proposed budget calls for more spending than any other president in American history has.

Lyndon Baines Johnson and George W. Bush -- presidents from Texas.

One thing you have to admit about the Lone Star state's contribution to the White House.. we create presidents who know how to spend our money.

MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS

But not the current edition of the Cowboys.

If Jerry Jones wanted to do the Dallas area a big favor he would move his team to Little Rock and let us apply for another expansion team.

Never in Cowboy history has a team laid down and given up like this one did against the Washington Redskins -- and the blame is two fold -- Jerry Jones and Bill Parcell.

True, the players are the ones on the field playing the game. But these are the same players which were hand picked by Jones and Parcell.

Says something about their ability to recognize football talent, huh?

When Jones bought the Cowboys he had the good sense to bring Jimmy Johnson to Texas and let him run the show.

Then his ego got bigger than Johnson's and he sent Jimmy packing and took over complete control himself.

The rest is history -- he has let a once glorious franchise sink to unbelievable depths.

With a new state of the art stadium being built in Arlington the chances of Jones moving on are slim, zip and none.

So settle back for some Sunday afternoon naps

We are going to have rotten professional football for a long time to come

AUTOMATIC CHOKE

If you have any age on you at all you will recall the days of the choke -- and the throttle -- which were located on the dashboard of your car.

If memory serves me correctly it was about 1948, when my granddad bought a big black Dodge with a semi-automatic transmission that Chrysler Corp also introduced the automatic choke.

And now, 57 years later, major league baseball has modernized to the point where the American League's Most Valuable Player comes complete with his very own automatic choke.

I am speaking, of course, of the dearly loved and departed A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, the $250 million dollar man.

The New York Yankees wooed him away from the Texas Rangers -- trumpeting him as the final piece of the puzzle that would put the Bronx Bombers back in the World Championship circle.

And again this year, A-Rod sparkled through the season leading the Bronx Bombers to the AL East title.

But then, true to his form, during the playoff championships he choked -- again.

Maybe the Yankees should ship him off to Chrysler Corp for some fine tuning.

MY GOOD BUDDY BILL

I got a letter yesterday which seemed to be from a life long buddy named Bill Novelli. You know, that "chummy" sort of letter.

Actually it was from William Novelli, CEO of AARP, and he said he was all concerned about five items which were effecting senior citizens:

1. Ensuring affordability of prescription drugs

2. Protecting Social Security

3. Fighting age discrimination on the job

4. Protecting long term care

5. Encouraging self-reliant programs.

These are items which should be of concern to all of us over 50.

Bill said there are two things we need to do about it -- and both are vitally important.

First -- we need to contact the powers that be in Washington DC and voicing our concerns to them. To aid this he sent me printed petitions to sign and send to my two U.S. Senators and U.S. Representative.

Second -- I needed to immediately send AARP a donation of at least $15.00 but he would prefer a $500 contribution.

You bet your bippy Bill thinks that donation is important.

As CEO of AARP he makes $458,468.00 in salary plus $9,266.00 in expenses each year.

Lets break this down.

If Bill is paid monthly, his paycheck is $38,205.67 and his expense check is $772.17.

On a weekly basis that paycheck would be $8,816.69 and the expense check would be $178.19.

How many of you are drawing a Social Security check each month that totals less than Bill's weekly salary?

I thought so.

So lets all get our check books out and send a donation today so Bill won't miss a payday.

I'll race you to see whose gets there first.

I got a letter yesterday which seemed to be from a life long buddy named Bill Novelli. You know, that "chummy" sort of letter.

Actually it was from William Novelli, CEO of AARP, and he said he was all concerned about five items which were effecting senior citizens:

1. Ensuring affordability of prescription drugs

2. Protecting Social Security

3. Fighting age discrimination on the job

4. Protecting long term care

5. Encouraging self-reliant programs.

These are items which should be of concern to all of us over 50.

Bill said there are two things we need to do about it -- and both are vitally important.

First -- we need to contact the powers that be in Washington DC and voicing our concerns to them. To aid this he sent me printed petitions to sign and send to my two U.S. Senators and U.S. Representative.

Second -- I needed to immediately send AARP a donation of at least $15.00 but he would prefer a $500 contribution.

You bet your bippy Bill thinks that donation is important.

As CEO of AARP he makes $458,468.00 in salary plus $9,266.00 in expenses each year.

Lets break this down.

If Bill is paid monthly, his paycheck is $38,205.67 and his expense check is $772.17.

On a weekly basis that paycheck would be $8,816.69 and the expense check would be $178.19.

How many of you are drawing a Social Security check each month that totals less than Bill's weekly salary?

I thought so.

So lets all get our check books out and send a donation today so Bill won't miss a payday.

I'll race you to see whose gets there first.

SAME SEX MARRIAGE ELECTION DAY

When you go to the polls today to vote -- try and remember this picture and ask yourself this question --

Would you marry this guy/gal or whatever it is?

Then vote accordingly.

The picture is of a crossdresser which appears on the Yahoo website -- a place where your young children can visit and see -- this and far worse -- with just a little effort.

I have yet to understand how one man's desire to put another man's penis in his mouth and suck it entitles him to any sort of special consideration or protection.

But then I am not a Democrat.

WHY LIBERALS ARE ANONYMOUS

After a long hiatus -- which I hope doesn't happen again -- I returned to this site this morning and found the following comment posted to a derogatory blog I had posted about muslim murderers.

Anonymous said...
I'm not a Muslim but I just have to speak up about your selective history.So, here is my question... who has killed more people in the history of civilization?A: The "Christian" western nations or B: The Muslim nations?Hint: It's not even close. I am not an apologist for the Muslims but I do believe it is a sin to bear false witness.

Above is a picture of the corpse of an American citizen who was beheaded by these same muslims Anonymous thinks I have maligned.

Right off the bat I know this joker is a liberal and I don't blame him for wanting to be anonymous -- if my mind produced flawed reasoning like his I would not want anyone to know who I am either.

But notice -- he asks me a question.

And does not give me a means to answer it.

Either this guy does not give a flip about my reply or he is stupid beyond belief -- probably a product of what our education system has sunk to.

I have never felt compelled to give my opinion on anything without wanting people to know whose opinion it is.

Three things I know about this Mr. Anonymous

1. He is a liberal

2. He is a Democrat

3. If he even professes to be a Christian he does not have the foggiest idea of what Christianity is all about.

Come to think of it -- the same thing is true about a lot of Americans today.

WE DID WHAT????????????????

Do you realize what we did?

Yesterday we turned over $51.8 billion dollars in taxes we pay to a group of idiots in Louisiana and Missippi who have proved beyond any doubt that they are totally incapable of doing any kind of job for which they were either elected or appointed.

I am speaking of the $51.8 billion dollar aid package for Hurricane Katrina victims that was approved by our legislative bodies.

The vote in the House of Representatives was 410 for and 11 against. In the Senate it was 97-0.

This means that somewhere in Washington there are 11 legislators who have retained some sort of sanity. Unfortunately they are all in the House of Representatives -- none in the Senate.

Each nay voter was not voting against financial aid for Katrina victims, they were saying no to the way the money will be spent.

So lets look at who is doing the spending.

First, New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin, who has proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that he is totally incapable of running a city and is merely a plugged in figure to attain a racial balance, is sure to have a say in this spending of $51.8 billion.

Five days prior to the arrival of Katrina this joker issued an order that "everyone who could should evacuate New Orleans."

At his disposal were a total of 569 busses, capable of carrying 33,350 people in one trip.

Did he use these busses to transport people with no way to leave New Orleans?

No, he let them set there and they were covered with water during the flood and totally ruined.

Can you imagine how much of this $51.8 billion is going to be siphoned off by this moron -- into his bank accounts as well as those of his close lackeys? This is mind boggling.

Also helping spend this $51.8 billion will be Louisiana governor Kathleen Blanco -- the same governor who was told by President Bush that he was issuing a declaration of disaster for Louisiana two days before Katrina struck-- did not call for the federal aid or troops that were offered until two days after the hurricane hit.

Can you imagine what a governor this stupid will do when she starts helping spend $51.8 billion?

As tax payers we are getting ready to finance a three ring circus that is going to cost in excess of $100 billion before they are through spending -- most of it going to rebuilding property that is certain to be destroyed by a hurricane in the near future.

So lets sit back and enjoy the show

SO YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY?

HISTORY TEST

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take thefollowing multiple choice test. The events are actualevents from history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes werekidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blownup by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijackedand a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzaniawere bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from WildBill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and ElmerFudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war inAfghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, andMedal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so thatthe Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneysalong with Federal Justices that want to thwart commonsense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if theyhave any such sense. As the writer of the awardwinning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupidis as stupid does."