Rock star Elton John, right, poses with his bride-top-be(?), 42 year old David Furbish
Once again the Lone Star State makes history.
Pop star Sir Elton John, who's knighting by Queen Elizabeth once again proves that inbreeding in the British Royal Family has gotten out of hand, announced his planned wedding to his partner of the past 11 years, 42 year old David Furbish just blocks away from the State Capital in Austin where the Texas House of Representatives had just passed a law making homosexual marriages illegal in Texas.
The union will be celebrated in the same marriage hall where Prince Charles recently legalized his latest adulterous affair.
It is unclear which homosexual role John will take in this marriage, top or bottom.
But it is a good bet he will be the bottom, based on his recent tour in China.
In Taiwan John threw a hissy fit coming through immigration, standing there wringing his hands and calling photographerers "vile insensitive pigs"
Reportedly the couple will be registered at Target and Queer Nation.
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