Friday, August 19, 2005

LETS CUT AND RUN IN IRAQ

I finally agree with the Democrats.

Lets cut our losses and high tail it out of Iraq.

Unlike the Democrats, I have developed an exit plan -- copies of which I have distributed to President Bush, Secretary of State Rice, Secretary of Defense Rumsfield and the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

It is quite a simple plan that can quickly be implemented -- requiring three basic steps.

1. Pull all Americans -- military and civilians -- out of Iraq immediately.

2. Stage a fly over of Iraq by a wing of B-1 bombers carrying a total of 15 nuclear devices which will be dropped strategically throughout the country and detonated at a high altitude.

3. Stage robot flyovers of Iraq for the next 14 years. When the atmosphere has cooled down enough from radiation, send in technicians to take over the oil fields.

No fuss -- no muss -- no bother

Hillary says the Iraq war is all about oil -- lets prove her right

2 comments:

  1. I'm sure that's what Jesus would do!
    Your about as Christian as Lucifer.

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  2. Anonymous6:14 AM

    That's not even what George Bush would do, let alone Satan!

    According to Bush, we are there to HELP the Iraqis, not commit genocide!

    As for Jesus, he said we should LOVE our enemies. And most Iraqis aren't even our enemies.

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