Thursday, December 21, 2006

ROSIE GETS TRUMPED

The hottest triangle in town

Rosie 00 Miss USA -- the Donald.

Rosie O'Donnell, the Lesbian Avenger of the modern world, took exception that Donald Trump, owner of the Miss USA pageant, allowed the current crown bearer to continue in her roll despite the face she just had a little forray into drugs, booze and kissing other women.

One of the kindest remarks Rosie had about the Donald was when she compared him to the snake oil salesmen that used to appear on the old TV show, Little House on the Prairie.

Trump shot back that it looked like Rosie, who lives with her significant other or partner or whatever they call these artificial spouses these days, had the hots for Miss USA

At one point Trump broke me up with his comment that Rosie was a very unattractive woman on the outside -- and inside she was even more unattractive.

"Ultimately, Rosie is a loser, and ultimately ("The View") will fail because of Rosie," Trump said. Barbara (Walters) made a mistake and let me tell you something, Barbara's a good friend of mine. She cannot stand Rosie O'Donnell."

Will Rosie sue Trump?

Will Trump sue Rosie?

Will Rosie dump Kelli and make a play for Miss USA?

Will Britney and Paris get involved?

What about Lindsey Loman -- where does she fit into this picture?

Inquiring minds need to know.