THE JOHN BOYS

What a dynamic duo!

John Kerry-Heinz and his good buddy and running mate, John Edwards, should henceforth and forevermore be known as "The John Boys".

Can you -- in your wildest dreams -- imagine an America with these two at the helm of the Ship of State?

Dick Cheney handled John Boy Edwards easily -- even though the media did get upset when it was discovered that Cheney had met Edwards before Oct. 5.

But the national media missed the point -- the Vice President was simply referring to the fact that this is the first time he had met Edwards "on the job."

The good senator's attendance record is just about as shaky as John Boy Kerry's military career.

There were some brief times in Tuesday's debate that the cameraman caught stunned expressions on Edwards face when Cheney slammed him.
John Boy ignored a lot of Cheney's comments like they had never been made.

I hope Bush will follow Cheney's lead in Friday night's debate and really nail Kerry to the wall.

Kerry says he has a plan to end the war in Iraq -- but what is it?

And most importantly, what will his plan be tomorrow when he decides to vote against today's plan.