If they would just turn over running the world to us retired people – we could get all problems solved in five working days or less.
Why today I have already solved three major problems –and if the government would implement my solutions it could get back on track to get our financial mess straightened out.
First – what to do with all these war criminals we are releasing at Gitmo – well that is getting to be a big problem.
Big enough that our attorney general, Erik the Dodger, is over in Berlin begging European natioins to take in some of the a-rabs so we don’t have to put them up in hotels.
This problem is easy to solve.
Navy Seals,
In the recent Pirate Fiasco the Seals showed their merit as snipers.
So, put about 10 – 12 teams of Seals around the exits of Guantanamo and let them pick off the terrorists as they emerge.
This will minimize cost thereby helping our financial crisis – and it will decrease global warming thereby helping green up the planet.
Next I have one solution that WILL solve three problems –AlQaeda and Bin Laden in Afghanistan, nuclear arms in Iran and the swine flu here.
Round up all our pigs and bovine and swine and deport half to Afghanistan and half to Iran.
Bin Laden and the terrorists will flee Afghanistan
Iranians will abandon their nuclear projects to flee to a swine-free zone
And with no more swine here – no more swine flu.
Next problem?
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
IF TORTUREIS IMMORAL BAN THE BOMBER
Today we are celebrating the 100th day of the reign of his imperial highness, BHO, aka The Bomber.
Why, then, does it seem like we have been plagued by this jackal for the past 100 years?
Even the inept Jimmy Carter was unable to achieve the level of incompetence The Bomber and his hand picked team of aides has achieved in just over three months.
Latest escapades of The Bomber and his merry henchmen was the great New York City flyover yesterday – henceforth to be known as FOOL (Fueling Our Own Lusts).
Seems as though the White House KNEW that this would likely cause chaos and fear in New York.
CBS-TV 2 HD in New York has obtained FAA documents showing that the Feds threatened the New York Police Dept., the mayor’s office. The FBI and the Secret Service if the secret of this flyover was leaked.
The Bomber is also pouring gasoline on the fires that are burning from the Swine Flu Epidemic.
Reports from Mexico are saying 150 plus are dead from the flu.
The World Health Organization, which monitors such things, say there had only been SEVEN CONFIRMED FLU DEATHS before the baby in Houston died today.
In fact, the WHO says there are less than 150 CONFIRMED cases of swine flu in all of Mexico.
Yet we have The Bomber and his aids out adding to the panic and threatening to close off borders and all sorts of things.
Add to these the fact that the failing economy The Bomber inherited from Bush is now such a shambles it may never be fixed and it looks like we only have one thing to really celebrate today.
Arlan Spectacle is now a Democrat and will never again be able to disgrace the Republican Party.
Obamanation – when you really and truly have had enough.
Why, then, does it seem like we have been plagued by this jackal for the past 100 years?
Even the inept Jimmy Carter was unable to achieve the level of incompetence The Bomber and his hand picked team of aides has achieved in just over three months.
Latest escapades of The Bomber and his merry henchmen was the great New York City flyover yesterday – henceforth to be known as FOOL (Fueling Our Own Lusts).
Seems as though the White House KNEW that this would likely cause chaos and fear in New York.
CBS-TV 2 HD in New York has obtained FAA documents showing that the Feds threatened the New York Police Dept., the mayor’s office. The FBI and the Secret Service if the secret of this flyover was leaked.
The Bomber is also pouring gasoline on the fires that are burning from the Swine Flu Epidemic.
Reports from Mexico are saying 150 plus are dead from the flu.
The World Health Organization, which monitors such things, say there had only been SEVEN CONFIRMED FLU DEATHS before the baby in Houston died today.
In fact, the WHO says there are less than 150 CONFIRMED cases of swine flu in all of Mexico.
Yet we have The Bomber and his aids out adding to the panic and threatening to close off borders and all sorts of things.
Add to these the fact that the failing economy The Bomber inherited from Bush is now such a shambles it may never be fixed and it looks like we only have one thing to really celebrate today.
Arlan Spectacle is now a Democrat and will never again be able to disgrace the Republican Party.
Obamanation – when you really and truly have had enough.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
MEET THE ANTICHRIST
The Bomber has done something no other President has ever done.
He has trampled the "clause of separation between church and state and broken through the veil.
This Christ-like picture of the Bomber is a 30 x 54 acrylic on canvas painting of The
Bomber by Michael D'Antuono .
It will be put on public display April 29 at Union Square Park in New York City -- marking the 100th day The Bomber has been in office.
If The Bomber is not the antiChrist, he definitely is a forerunner.
FORGOTTEN BY OBAMA - SAVED BY A REPUBLICAN
Henrietta Hughes -- unemployed, homeless, living in a small car with her son -- she was the Darling of the Democrats during a recent Obama visit to Florida.
And just as quickly she was forgotten when the novelty wore off.
A Republican -- Rep Rick Thompson -- gave her a home to live in free.
But that house is about to sell so she may soon be homeless again.
Surely Senator Diane Feinstein's hubby -- who got all those taxpayer dollars in a lucrative and shady real estate deal -- can come up with her a mortgage on a small house.
If not maybe Vice President Biden can persuade his buddies at Countrywide Mortgage to brokerage her a new home.
The Obamanation needs to step forward and act.
Soon.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
BANK OF AMERICA -- SLIMIER THAN EVER
When officials at Bank of America warn of even greater losses because of their greed and incompetence -- customers beware.
They gonna getcha again.
Historically when you made a debit card purchase the merchant would turn in a claim for some amount up to the full purchase price just to see if the money was there.
Then the claim would be withdrawn and not appear again until it was actually presented for payment.
No more -- when the claim first goes in it stays and the funds are immediately deducted from your available funds.
Case in point -- I a monthly fee set up for automatic payment on the 23rd of each month in the amount of $10.77.
The company will first submit it around the 21st to see if the account is still active then withdraw it until the actual due date when it is paid.
When they did this month BOA immediately deducted the funds from my account and the debit was paid in overdraft, and I was charged an additional $35.00 bank fee.
This morning, the 23rd, the debit is still sitting there in online banking marked as pending and unpaid.
When you pay a bill through BOA online banking, it is not charged to your account until the actual day of payment --not the day you schedule it.
Opposite standards -- same bank.
But what else can you expect from a night crawler bank that is about to choke to death on its own greed....
And a ton of bad loans from Countrywide.
They gonna getcha again.
Historically when you made a debit card purchase the merchant would turn in a claim for some amount up to the full purchase price just to see if the money was there.
Then the claim would be withdrawn and not appear again until it was actually presented for payment.
No more -- when the claim first goes in it stays and the funds are immediately deducted from your available funds.
Case in point -- I a monthly fee set up for automatic payment on the 23rd of each month in the amount of $10.77.
The company will first submit it around the 21st to see if the account is still active then withdraw it until the actual due date when it is paid.
When they did this month BOA immediately deducted the funds from my account and the debit was paid in overdraft, and I was charged an additional $35.00 bank fee.
This morning, the 23rd, the debit is still sitting there in online banking marked as pending and unpaid.
When you pay a bill through BOA online banking, it is not charged to your account until the actual day of payment --not the day you schedule it.
Opposite standards -- same bank.
But what else can you expect from a night crawler bank that is about to choke to death on its own greed....
And a ton of bad loans from Countrywide.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST
Remember the term -- during the Clinton administratioins -- FRIENDS OF BILL?
Friends and associates of Bill and Hillary Clinton composed the FOB list.
And over the years as these friends fell in disagreement with one of the Clintons they started dying off like flies.
Suicides, murders, strange deaths.
And all in numbers above what was considered to be "the norm".
It now appears that once again the Democratic party may be turning to this strange pathway.
Wednesday morning police were called to the home of David Kellermann who was dead.
Kellermann, 41, was the acting head of Fanny Mae,
Oops
Here we go again
Friends and associates of Bill and Hillary Clinton composed the FOB list.
And over the years as these friends fell in disagreement with one of the Clintons they started dying off like flies.
Suicides, murders, strange deaths.
And all in numbers above what was considered to be "the norm".
It now appears that once again the Democratic party may be turning to this strange pathway.
Wednesday morning police were called to the home of David Kellermann who was dead.
Kellermann, 41, was the acting head of Fanny Mae,
Oops
Here we go again
Monday, April 20, 2009
Homosexuals in California are bordering on hate crime with their bashing of Carrie Prejean, a contestant in the Miss California contest.
When asked if she supported same sex marriage she replied:
“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
Perez Hilton, an openly homosexual celebrity responded by calling Ms Prejean a bitch.
“It’s ugly,” added Scott Ihrig, who attended the event with his partner. ”I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the values of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”
(NOTE: I KEEP HEARING IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL A HOMOSEXUAL MERELY BY LOOKING AT HIM)
Keith Lewis, who is director of the contest, also joined in on the bashing and thrashing of the young lady.
If Ms Prejean's comments are ugly then so are those of two others who shared the public stage.
During his campaign for the presidency Barack Obama was asked the same question and responded
“I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.”
And singer Elton John -- British and homosexual -- is on record as saying
“If gay people want to get married, or get together, they should have a civil partnership… The word ‘marriage,’ I think, puts a lot of people off. You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.”
Not only is this smelling of hate crime -- it smells of special rights for homosexuals
When asked if she supported same sex marriage she replied:
“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
Perez Hilton, an openly homosexual celebrity responded by calling Ms Prejean a bitch.
“It’s ugly,” added Scott Ihrig, who attended the event with his partner. ”I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the values of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”
(NOTE: I KEEP HEARING IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL A HOMOSEXUAL MERELY BY LOOKING AT HIM)
Keith Lewis, who is director of the contest, also joined in on the bashing and thrashing of the young lady.
If Ms Prejean's comments are ugly then so are those of two others who shared the public stage.
During his campaign for the presidency Barack Obama was asked the same question and responded
“I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.”
And singer Elton John -- British and homosexual -- is on record as saying
“If gay people want to get married, or get together, they should have a civil partnership… The word ‘marriage,’ I think, puts a lot of people off. You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.”
Not only is this smelling of hate crime -- it smells of special rights for homosexuals
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