DOWN FOR THE COUNT

Know the difference between the HMS Titanic and the Dallas Cowboys?

The Titanic had a band on board -- all the Cowboys have is cheerleaders.

Philadelphia 49 Dallas 21 -- and on the flight back to the City of Brotherly Love Tyrell Owens had to be laughing himself sick.

He caught the ball and moved at will anytime he thought about it last night.

By his own admission this past week Cowboys owner Jerry Jones emphasized that HE provided the players and Bill Parcell coached them and made decisions regarding the team.

It must be quite a task to coach a bunch of players whose sole goal is to improve their individual celebrations after they make a tackle or gain a couple of yards.

The news media is now clamoring for Vincent Testaverde to be benched and Drew Henson -- a promising third baseman in the Yankee organization -- be given a shot at quarterback.

I don't know what Jones penchant for drafting baseball players is, but you would think he would have learned his lesson with the Chad Hutchison fiasco -- you remember -- the Cardinals pitcher who signed a multi year multi million dollar contract on the basis of what he did in the St. Louis minor league operation.

It's about time for Parcell to resign and save face...

Let Jerry Jones coach this mess...

And don't forget about obtaining a court order that once the Cowboys move to Arlington they can't come back to Dallas County.