Time to start a new award show
The Mr. Clean award -- named after that popular household cleaner of the same name.
And the winner would be the individual who most exemplifies family and wholesome, clean values.
My nomination for the first such award is Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens.
He's the guy who on this week's Monday Night Football telecast paused between touchdowns to let a scantily clad Nicole Sheridan jump his bones and try to talk him into skipping the game do dally with her.
"I thought the skit was clean" Terrell told the national news media today. "and my organization (the Philadelphia Eagles) thought it was clean to.
Sure they did -- and Michael Eisner,; the head of the Disney-ABC ad nauseaum concoction -- was just trying to brighten the day of all those youngsters who were watching Monday Night Football.
Eisner is about to retire.
Maybe they'll name him head of the new Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock.
Or at least put him over the Monica Lewinsky wing of the library.
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